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Old 09-11-2004, 05:40 PM  
Juicy D. Links
So Fucking Banned
 
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Originally posted by D-Money
You're in a gay bar with all gay men and your boy Izzz and there's only 2 straight women in the whole club. Not sure why you guys are there, that's your business.

Girl #1 is super hot, looks like Tera Patrick.

Girl #2 smoking hot, but since you're at a gay bar, she might have a penis, barely has an Adam's Apple. More then likely she's a she, but it leaves you 5% unsure. She offers to give you a blow job in the bathroom because she MUST have some Juice.

Girl #1 is sort of interested in you, but you doubt you're gettin' some since she just broke up with a Hells Angel and is not looking for a lover at the moment.

What do you do?
Girl #2
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