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Mike Okitch · 09-11-2004, 11:12 AM

* This is a fucking outrage. Necrophiliacs have a right to fuck people as they see fit. A little WD-40 and you got a nice lubricated fit

In protest, I say that everyone sign up to give their bodies to necrophiliacs after they die. Why? Because clearly, your body won't do anything for you. The maggots that will eat you when you're 6 feet under need someone clean. Keeping that in mind, might as well make sure that your salad has been thoroughly tossed before.

Also, you'll finally get to be the passive one on the relationship

*This thread was sarcastic. If you don't get that, GFY

09-11-2004, 11:12 AM
Mike Okitch Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Posts: 4,126	* This is a fucking outrage. Necrophiliacs have a right to fuck people as they see fit. A little WD-40 and you got a nice lubricated fit In protest, I say that everyone sign up to give their bodies to necrophiliacs after they die. Why? Because clearly, your body won't do anything for you. The maggots that will eat you when you're 6 feet under need someone clean. Keeping that in mind, might as well make sure that your salad has been thoroughly tossed before. Also, you'll finally get to be the passive one on the relationship *This thread was sarcastic. If you don't get that, GFY __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.