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SPWGuru · 09-11-2004, 08:18 AM

Retirement Plan - Invest wisely

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
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With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
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With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
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But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00.
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Based on the above results, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan!

09-11-2004, 08:18 AM
SPWGuru Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: MI Posts: 120	401-Keg Plan! Invest wisely Retirement Plan - Invest wisely If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. ----------------------------------------------- With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. ----------------------------------------------- With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. ----------------------------------------------- But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00. ----------------------------------------------- Based on the above results, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan! __________________ Charles at eent dot com Last edited by SPWGuru; 09-11-2004 at 08:21 AM..