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Marcus Aurelius · 09-10-2004, 11:49 PM

After passing away in a car accident a young mans summons 3 of his former gay lovers to attend the reading of his last will and testament, in his will he leaves each of them a 1/3rd share of his ashes. They are all standing around after the reading discussing the good times they had when the subject of the ashes comes up.

what are you gonna do with your share of the ashes? says one of the men. Im going to take mine to the ocean and scatter them to the sea, he and I used to love to swim in the ocean, its only right.

How about you the other man replies..what will you do with your share? well I plan on climbing to the top of a mountain and scattering them to the wind, he and I used to love to go hiking together, I know this is what he would want.

the two men look at the third man, well how about you, what will you do with your part of the ashes?

Im going to cook a fresh pot of chili, with some cayenne pepper, jalapenos, and a nice splash of tobasco, then im going to mix in his ashes and have a nice big bowl.

The other 2 men looking perplexed ask...Did you two like to cook together?

The man replies no...I just thought I'd let him tear my asshole up one last time!

09-10-2004, 11:49 PM
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	3 gay guys (JOKE INSIDE) After passing away in a car accident a young mans summons 3 of his former gay lovers to attend the reading of his last will and testament, in his will he leaves each of them a 1/3rd share of his ashes. They are all standing around after the reading discussing the good times they had when the subject of the ashes comes up. what are you gonna do with your share of the ashes? says one of the men. Im going to take mine to the ocean and scatter them to the sea, he and I used to love to swim in the ocean, its only right. How about you the other man replies..what will you do with your share? well I plan on climbing to the top of a mountain and scattering them to the wind, he and I used to love to go hiking together, I know this is what he would want. the two men look at the third man, well how about you, what will you do with your part of the ashes? Im going to cook a fresh pot of chili, with some cayenne pepper, jalapenos, and a nice splash of tobasco, then im going to mix in his ashes and have a nice big bowl. The other 2 men looking perplexed ask...Did you two like to cook together? The man replies no...I just thought I'd let him tear my asshole up one last time!