DUDE!
if you're looknig for a $500 gadget
THESE are fucking AWEsOME!
http://www.creative.com/PortableMediaCenters/
as for $1000 in prize
1)$1000 worth of content from a content provider of your choice
2) 3-4 day trip to wherever, $1000 should definetly get you to the california if you're in the stats, but wherever.
4)one of these LCDS (you can't have too many LCDs)
http://www.newegg.com/app/ViewProduc...006-075&depa=1
5)Penis Enlargement kit/pill ;)
6)Life supply of condoms
7)Life supply of lub
8)Some bling!
many more to come...