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c - How much for a order of ribs?

b - $2.50

c - $2.50? How many ribs come in an order?

b - Ah...about 5.

c - So...each rib is about 50 cent?

b - Yeah...that's about right

c - Well I'll have one rib

b - Okay, one order of ribs

c - No...no, no, I mean 'one rib'

b - One rib?

c - I sure am hungry

b - Ah...make that 'one rib'....

a - Aw...'one rib'....? Geez...

b - You want anything else with that?

c - How much is a soda?

b - A dollar

c - Aw come on man...be easy on a brother
okay, I'm make a deal with ya, just pour it into a
glass and I'll take a lil' sip for 15 cents.

b - ....my glasses cost more than 15 centers...

c - Okay, fuck the cup, pour it into my
had for a dime

b - LISTEN YOU LITTLE GEASY-HAIR JERI CURL,
YOU PAY ME AND GET THE HELL OUTTA MY BAR

c - Got change for a hundred?