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when I was 18, I took my Fiero (Wyoming redneck musthave car at the time) into a tree...I made it, my passenger didn't
I've had 2 near drownings
I was hanging outside a window hiding from a pissed off husband who came home too early and slipped and almost plummeted to my death or at least a severly twisted ankle...
when I ahd long hair, I got my hair stuck in a spa drain...luckily a friend was there
when I was a kid, lightning struck about 3 feet from where I was standing
I've been in 3 severe car wrecks
I had a psycho bitch girlfriend who chased me around with a big ass sword (her father was a sword collector) and she knocked me down and had the tip pointed at my throat, but her father came home early...she spent the next 6 years in a mental institution
I was making a beer run and jaywalked across the street and a car came speeding up, so I dve for tyhe sidewalk and the car clipped my foot, spun me aroun and made the case of beers break open and a couple went spraying out into the street
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