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Jesus and Moses were up in (whereever the fuck they are) sitting by a lake...
Jesus Said: I wonder if we still have the mojo.
Moses replied: I'm sure we do let try something with this lake..
Jesus said: Ok you first...
Moses stands up and parts the lake in two with his staff...
Jesus said: Niiice bro, now put it back before my dad sees and gets pissed..
Moses replied: Ok, now you...
Jesus said: hmmmm, a lake of wine? naaaah... I know....
Jesus lifted up his robe and walked out onto the water, by the time he get half way out he starts to sink....
Jesus yells: moses help I can't swim!!!!
Moses parts the lake and Jesus walks ashore...
Moses says: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
Jesus replied: I forgot... That last time I did that I didn't have holes in my feet....
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