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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
When was it? What were you doing?
I mean were you one of those guys dressing up in costumes to play dungeons and dragons?
For me, my lowest nerd point in my life was probably being really excited about joining Royal Rangers...it's a paramlitary spinoff of the Assembly of God church...basically an even more hardcore Christian ripoff of Boy Scouts.
Spill it.
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Holy fucking shit man. I was in that shit from age 7 all the way to about 15, not by choice, but because my mom made me. I was never really hardcore about the awards and shit, i did the minimum so that I coul dgo to the camp outs. But my buddy was really extremely hardcore in the the Royal Rangers, he was like the first person in 15 years to win the gold medal of acheivement (the highest Royal ranger award) in Indiana. He even went to national competitions and one time the 2nd in the national Ranger of the year.
Now he's a hardcore drunk and drug addict. We got really fucking drunk one night, took all his ranger shit out to the woods. We stuck some limbs in the ground and made a dummy dressed in the full Royal Ranger get up, all his awards, uniform, ect, and fucking burned that shit. Even had the authorities out there asking us if we were from the KKK burning a cross, hahahaha. We filmed the whole thing so we just told them we were independent film makers and they left us alone, hahahaha.
And remember....
A Royal Ranger is alert, clean, honest, courageous, obedient, spiritual!!
hahahahahahahha