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Originally posted by chAos
chandie give it up ....
i have been training
1 i have been drinking 15 bloody marys daily for 2 weeks
2 eating so much food till i puke
3 having shirley run my around the backyard like a wheel barrel with rocks on my back
4 playing with other womens tits daily
and see i have the ace in the whole ...
(shirley has been training to flash) oh yeah that is right ... when she thinks there is a possibility of us loosing she will be flashing various parts of her body to distract the winning male/female....
this is a totally underhanded move on her part but we are prepared to take this competition very seriously....
LOL
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I'm going to deal with you point by point, Chaos.
1.) This is actually a DISADVANTAGE. Your tolerance AND inhibitions will be WAY too high. I, on the other hand, will have a proclivity for absolute drunkeness and a complete lack of inhibition. Making an ass of myself will be a piece of cake. As for Philip and his ability to lower his standards to "winning form", I plead the fifth. Saturday will speak for itself.
2,) I am from Texas. In Texas, taco eating is an art form.
Enuff said.
3.) I happen to know that this is normal for you and am not impressed. IF I thought it was simply for training purposes, this one might actually make me a tad fearful.
4.) Again, SHOCKED! Oh wait, no I'm not.
As for the ace in the hole part, if you will refer to my intro thread
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=336156 you will note that I already have slept with your girl, so flashing may not be effective where I am concerned. I am considering the effect this may have on Philip and am taking precautions to insure that we get through this "guerilla" tactic unscathed.
We'll see who is on the podium come Saturday afternoon.
(p.s. you know I love ya!)