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Story of a Canuck in California
Okay... the first thing I noticed when I got out of the airport is the insane heat. I commented on it right away. I mean this is like crazytown for heat.
Anyways, I am slowly adjusting day after day. But today I had to go to the store to get some more groceries and grab a couple movies.
It's all good, walking along in light khakis and a hawaiian shirt.
After about 5 minutes I start sweating. Okay no problem.
Then 1 minute later I start sweating to the point where I feel like it is raining on the back of my neck. It was POURING off me!
Then it started coming down on my face. My back and legs starting sweating.
Good god! I was chatting to the girl at the movie store (who I know wants to ask if I hunt seals or have my own canoe) and I was commenting on the heat. She said "Ah... not so bad today." I choked on my own spit.
Anywhoo I got home and changed into some new clothes and washed myself off. Cause I was all salty. I know how horny that makes you when you read this.
It's all good at night but I think if I am going to go outside I am going to buy an electric fan or a solar powered fan-hat.
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