Fade,
I have a white and black cat too. My white cat wears a Hells Angels jacket, rides bikes and "gangbangs" like my black cat does.
When I take a closer look it's really my white cat that tends to sleep longer than my black cat. My white cat also smuggles in large quantites of cat food and my black cat sells it on the street. My black cat gets in trouble for this, makes little money, while my white cat makes heaps.
You're run-of-the-mill arguments only made sense in a deranged era (the 1950's - weren't those the good ole days).
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