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Vancouver has Kurt and Goldie, and herds of Caribou.
Toronto has Prince, but not the NPG, and herds of elk. It also has many native Indians that specialize in Igloo construction and cheap slave labour on Hollywood North sets.
Vancouver is a main docking port for Chinese immigrants with larger than normal tailpipes on their Accuras.
Toronto is a main docking port for Chinese immigrants with larger than normal tailpipes on their Accuras.
Vancouver has mountains, Toronto has culture.
Vancouver has trapper outposts, Toronto has full scale teepee condos.
Vancouver has Diana Krall and dentistry-needing grumpy tunesmith Elvis Costello.
Toronto has the tragically hip.
Toronto is about money, Vancouver about the body.
Choose wisely.
Good news? You get sick from choosing, you're covered.
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