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Originally posted by enter »
I swear my doc was fucking with me when he called with my results. It was like Regis on Who wants to be a millionaire.
It was negative by the way, but the 10 seconds or so it took him to spit it out seemed like an hour.
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That's how my first AIDS test went. They direct me to a room and leave me in there for about 30 minutes. The whole time I'm thinking "Oh fuck, they're assembling the support team" figuring it would be easy to just pop in and say "negative" so something must be up. When that bitch came in and said "oh, by the way, you're negative" I didn't know whether to cry with relief or punch her out for doing that to me. Worst half hour of my life.