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About 15 years ago, this girl called me and told me she, "Needed to talk."
Being the panicky kind of guy that I am, I told her, fuck the waiting, tell me what it is.
She told me that I needed to go to the doctor right away.
In my best George Costanza, I was like, "What is it? Is it AIDS?"
She said "No, I have chlamydia".
I laughed, went to the doctor and got my meds. Oh, and had an AIDS test returned negative.
It was certainly a wakeup call for us both though, very nerve-wracking.
So we decided to get married.
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