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Old 08-29-2004, 10:59 PM  
chodadog
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Does anyone remember that Simpsons episode when the Aliens took over the bodies of Bill Clinton and Bob Dole.

Homer tears off their masks to reveal their true identity and says:

"America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They're nothing but space reptiles!"

Kang and Kodos point out that it's a two party syste; the people must vote for one of them. Some guy in the crowd jumps up and says:

"Well, i believe i'll vote for a third-party candidate!"

Kang & Kodos laugh and say:

"Go ahead. Throw your vote away."

Kodos wins the election and the human race is enslaved by Aliens. Classic. And it rings very true!
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