Dude, there was this couple walking through the park sayin' that they were all punk and stuff. This ninja was sittin' on a park bench reading a newspaper and heard them talking. So he started flipping out and stuff. They tried to run, but he threw a ninja start and sliced thier legs off! It was amazing. Then he kept flipping out and threw the park bench at them and made thier heads blow up! He whipped out a guitar and wailed on it so hard he broke the strings! Ninja's rock! Coolest thing ever!
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