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There once was this great comedian, Bill Hicks.
I was over in Australia and everyone's like ?Are you proud to be an American?? And I was like, ?Um, I don?t know, I didn?t have a lot to do with it. You know, my parents fucked there, that?s about all. You know, I was in the spirit realm at that time, going ?FUCK IN PARIS! FUCK IN PARIS!? but they couldn?t hear me, because I didn?t have a mouth. I was a spirit without lungs or a mouth, or vocal cords. They fucked here. Okay, I?m proud.
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