08-26-2004, 09:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by SuckOnThis
And on the other side of that coin....
1. Girl meets guy
2. Girl falls for guy because she now has someone to replace her daddy. She has images of no longer having to worry about rent, paying for dinner, and guys using her as a cum dump site.
3. Guy agrees to marry girl because:
A. He knows its either that or Dominos Pizza for the next 5 years.
B. She is pregnant and he can either marry her and pretend to be happy, or pay someone $800 a month for the next 18 years and never seeing the kid.
C. She fools him into believing she's in love and would NEVER do anything to hurt him.
4. Girl insists on spending every free moment with her. No more weekend fishing trips with the guys, no more spending the day bowling with your friend. Suddenly the guy realizes his friends havent called him in months.
5. Guy works from the time he gets up to late at night to support girls spending habits and to give her the life she thinks she deserves. He knows if he doesnt do this the girl will eventually 'fall out of love' and start fucking his best friend.
6. Girl starts bitching constantly about everything in her life that she's not happy about, and of course everything thats wrong in her life is the guys fault.
7. Guy starts to have anxiety attacks because of the constant nagging and seeing the $2000 bill for the new couch that replaced the 6 month old couch that didnt match the new curtains. Of course he knows new carpet is next.
8. Girl starts fucking the new neighbor Fruno because she is not happy with her life, which of course its all about her and what she feels. All of a sudden she decides Fruno is the only thing to make her happy. One way or another she lets husband know and eventually she moves in with Fruno.
9. Not only does he have to deal with the neighbors seeing girl living with Fruno, his kids are now living with Fruno and sometimes they fuck so loud it keeps him up at night. He has no one to talk to because he has lost contact with all his friends.
10. Guy is fucked. Fruno coached girl because he got fucked by his last girl and knows the ins and outs.
Since the guy was the one that sacrificed his time in order to give girl everything she wanted, and because she wouldnt get off her ass and get a job he now has to give girl $1500 a month alimony on top of another $1300 a month child support.
He has to give her almost everything he has ever worked for. He's gets to see his kids once a month, and when he does there's Fruno to greet him with a big smile. Guy has to sell his house and live in a cheap apartment. His chances of meeting someone new are slim because he has to work day and night so girl can enjoy same lifestyle.
Guy either commits suicide or has heart attack.
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 OH god this has gotten way out of control... hahahaha |
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