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Squishy · 01-03-2002, 05:59 PM

Scotch tape the bastard to your nutsack, then jog around the block screaming about the aliens from Altair IV coming over for dinner and then they ate your pet walrus. Then post the results of that. I beg you.

AFTER EDIT

Oh yeah, I forgot to answer the question. You just bought the infomercial equivelent of penis pills. They're fire hazards, too, and sometimes shock the user and cause mild electrical burns as a bonus.

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01-03-2002, 05:59 PM
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	Scotch tape the bastard to your nutsack, then jog around the block screaming about the aliens from Altair IV coming over for dinner and then they ate your pet walrus. Then post the results of that. I beg you. AFTER EDIT Oh yeah, I forgot to answer the question. You just bought the infomercial equivelent of penis pills. They're fire hazards, too, and sometimes shock the user and cause mild electrical burns as a bonus. [This message has been edited by Squishy (edited 01-03-2002).]