08-25-2004, 08:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by EddiePulp
Telephone conversation.
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"Hello, is this the police? "
"Yes it is"
"How can we help you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Rangi. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call!"
The next day, police officers descend on rangi's house in great numbers. They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine.
They swear, and leave Rangi's house.
The phone rings at rangi's house.
"Hey, Rangi, did the cops come? "
"Yea!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
Happy birthday, bro!
Post your own joke.... I wanna laugh!
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that actually made me laugh out loud.  |
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