You have seen it in men?s gymnastics, ice hockey and ice skating?
Now, you can have a medal of your own. Overweight, short, mentally retarded???? Not a fucking problem!!!!!!!! E-mail now and we will have a medal ready for you!!!
E-mail with in next 30 days and you will get our buy one get one free special!!!
Email us at:
[email protected]
Or send us your semi-nude picture as well as your W-2 tax return form to:
National Headquarters
One Olympic Plaza
Colorado Springs, CO 80909
Tel: 719.866.4500
Disclaimer: If your W-2 form shows income below 800,000 US dollars (not fucking euros), please e-mail our intern Phil McKrakin at [email protected]