uhg.. speaking of.. this reminds me of a delivery i had last week.
guy shows up at the door, his man boobs put some of my ex's to shame.
it was awful, like.. i couldnt stop looking at them, you look directly into them and its like a blackhole, it sucks you in.
now that this memory has resurfaced.. im going to have nightmares
why cant people have the decency to wear clothes when they order pizza?
