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If we're talking tongue size, I have everyone beat.
Although, I think Eric Red Eyes has a tongue the same size or close to it.
Seriously, my tongue is off the charts.
Other men have tongue envy.
My wife declared marriage right after seeing it when we met.
When I was younger, I was always Gene Simmons from Kiss for Halloween.
I'll have to find pics, it's huge. I can touch my nose with it and your nose with it.
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