I was out in my backyard and noticed a black widow (took some pics, one is at
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/9092865/ ).
It made me paranoid so I've been going out there every day killing every spider i see with 1/5 can of bug spray. It might end up costing me a few bucks, but it's fun to watch those fuckers drown in a pool of chemicals.
I'm just scared that I didn't kill all the widows. I know they're plotting against me, filling egg sacks with more troops. I don't think I could handle it if I walked outside and found a battalion of jet-black creatures waiting to bite me.