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Old 08-18-2004, 04:12 PM  
NoCarrier
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Montreal
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A MYSTERY MAN, tall, well-dressed and groomed, older than
Fred (Bill Pullman), approaches him.

Mystery Man: We've met before, havent we?
Fred: I don't think so. Where was it that you think we've met?

Mystery Man: At your house. Don't you remember?
Fred: No, no I don't. Are you sure
Mystery Man: Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.

Fred: What do you mean? You're where right now?
Mystery Man: At your house.
Fred: That's fucking crazy man.
Mystery Man: Call me.

Phone Voice of Mystery Man: I told you I was here.
Fred: How did you do that?
Mystery Man: Ask me.
Fred: How did you get into my house?

Phone Voice of Mystery Man: "You invited me. It's not my habit to go where I'm not wanted.
Fred: Who are you?
They laugh (identical laughs, both over the phone and in person)
Phone Voice of Mystery Man: Give me back my phone.
Mystery Man: It's been a pleasure talking to you
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