montel

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into
mischief,
finally
asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy
thought it
over
and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep
slamming
the
door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or
stay
out!'"

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