Ever considered selling dope? The hours are great! And as a bonus, you get a lot of 18 year old girls to do your bidding. Just go up to your neighborhood dealer, and say, "Hey, man, Squishy said I should explore carrer options with you. Bling-bling!" He'll know just who I am, and then you're on your way to a life of leisure.
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?This isn't cool. My bear exploded and fell from the sky. It's not something to make jokes and have little caption contests about, assholes.?
- Anonymous
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