"But wait, there?s more. A recent study of college students at the State University of New York in Albany suggests that semen acts as an antidepressant. Females in the study who were having sex without condoms (see safe sex caution, above) had fewer signs of depression than women who used condoms or abstained from sex.
?These data are consistent with the possibility that semen may antagonize depressive symptoms,? the authors wrote, ?and evidence which shows that the vagina absorbs a number of components of semen that can be detected in the bloodstream within a few hours of administration.?
I kid you not, ladies. Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins -- a veritable cornucopia of vitality!"
Awsome.
That's why I try to fill as many pussies as I can. Gotta keep the ladies happy.