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10 Steps to Being A Christian Pornographer
Step 1: Troll GFY
Step 2: Claim to read a lot but know fuck all about critical thinking and science
Step 3: Feel bad for those who don't believe like you, but laugh like mad inside at their idiocy
Step 4: Troll GFY
Step 5: Get pissed when our Idols are taken out of government buildings but make sure no other religions get to put a fucking thing there
Step 6: Troll GFY
Step 7: Look in the mirror and give your self a GWB smirk of self-love
Step 8: Know that no matter the evidence, nothing can shake your "faith"
Step 9: Listen to the parts in the Bible that say you're going to heaven for being a good Xian, but ignore anything that's contrary to what you do on the Internet
Step 10: Troll GFY
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