There's four people in a train compartment. Two young men: a Canadian and an American, and two women: a young voluptuous blonde and an old lady. The train enters a tunnel and in the darkness there is heard a loud kiss followed by an even louder smack. Upon exiting the tunnel, the American is sporting a black eye.
The old lady thinks: "What a fine young lady for defending her honor against that vulgar young man."
The young lady thinks: "Why the hell did he kiss the old lady instead of me?"
The American thinks: "That Canadian is smart. He kisses the girl and I get hit for it."
The Canadian thinks: "I'm a fucking genious. I kiss the back of my hand and punch that stupid yank in the face and I get away with it."
thnx to CJ
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