I just wanted to say for the record that:
Barely Legal Teens
Generally;
Do not have scars or bruises
Do not have tobacco stained teeth
Do not have holes I could drive my truck into
Usually aren't crosseyed or have one lazy, droopy eye
Do not have wrinkles (no matter HOW tight you pull the pigtails)
Generally do not have burns, cold sores or needle tracks
Heroin and crack addicts, no matter how skinny, over the age of 19 are NOT "Barely Legal Teens"
Please take a moment to adjust your search scripts accordingly
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