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Originally posted by SuckOnThis
Dude its fucking simple.
All you need to do is just start being a major pain in the ass, and I mean major. Do everything you can to make life miserable. Shut the phone and cable off, keep the place cold as hell, or hot as hell. Super glue the thermostat to the hottest or coldest position. Sell the fucking TV. Make it so the washer and dryer don't work. Turn the hot water off so she cant take a shower. Bring hookers to the house and fuck them in your bed when she's there. Play loud music at 3AM. You get the idea. And when she starts bringing up she wants money to move tell her you've already talked to a lawyer and he thinks you have grounds to have her commited.
If that shit doesnt work call the cops and tell her she hit you and when she's in jail move all her shit out.
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youd be suprised how well that works for getting rid of people
seriously do all that and don't shower, or shower and get the cheapeast cologne you can and wear it by the gallons