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Old 08-13-2004, 11:05 PM  
NoCarrier
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Quote:
Originally posted by Firehorse
Damn, that is disappointing. I thought it may be worth watching, now I am not so sure?
For the love of God, don't go see that movie, Paul W.S. Anderson has to be stopped...

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alien_vs_predator/

2/5 "Anderson (Resident Evil, Event Horizon, Mortal Kombat) has a thing for gamelike killing sprees. What he doesn't have is talent."
-- Roger Moore, ORLANDO SENTINEL

1.5/4 "Uninspired, dull and utterly forgettable."
-- Kevin N. Laforest, MONTREAL FILM JOURNAL


0.5/4 "Without a kinky moment towards the end where it seems like Alexa is going to lay a big wet one on a Predator, there's almost no reason to stay awake."
-- Walter Chaw, FILM FREAK CENTRAL


2/5 "Once the running and screaming starts, the proceedings degenerate into a surprisingly Alien 3-like morass of claustrophobic sprints through dark corridors, punctuated by boogie beasts springing out of the shadows."
-- Maitland McDonagh, TV GUIDE'S MOVIE GUIDE

"How many awful, monotonous, stupid movies does Anderson have to make before they take away his scissors and crayons?"
-- MaryAnn Johanson, FLICK FILOSOPHER

"Anderson is terrible at giving us our bearings; and he's the only franchise director who fails to generate even a drop of empathy for screaming people who have aliens erupting from their chests."
-- David Edelstein, SLATE
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