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Old 08-13-2004, 06:37 PM  
MasterBlogger
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Originally posted by pimplink
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'll review any site ...
and it better start with an ICRA.org rating ...
not have ..."Aroused genitals or reproductive fluids on it's homepage" and it should be HOT.

What is hot?

"Hot" is the difference in traffic that even a "textual" word can provide.

For example; when using Aestiva a commercial version (less hacking) of PHP I spent 9 months coding "Parental Controls" but lets be honest - my job as the Webmaster of SexEducation.com is to sell sexual honesty because sexual truth is the most controversial subject that exists.

When I - implemented these controls - I experienced a 75% drop in traffic. Changed the ONE WORD - "parental" to "ADULT" and BOOM - traffic back to normal.

HOT - isn't alwasy what you have on your homepage.
HOT - is providing usually male (increasingly female) with their masturbation fantasy. Masturbation is sex - it's the most sex that most people have - married or not.

In fact - married monogomous couples masturbate more then the single teen.

Last edited by MasterBlogger; 08-13-2004 at 06:38 PM..
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