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Old 08-13-2004, 05:51 PM  
MasterBlogger
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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In the heyday of the internet before the bubble burst (which I predicted 6 months in advance) ...

I was the VP of a company and would have to go to one of the top floors of a downtown city highrise ...

It was funny as the "courier guy" said to me one day ... "they're all suites doing internet crap and no brains" ... I laughed and said, "you're right" even though I was one of them.

Anways, the elevator was always packed in the morning, lunch and quitting time rush.

Once I walked in and there was hardly any room so I stood there facing everyone who was facing me ... and said, "if you think I'm turning around your nuts." - everyone laughed.

Another time - I began to sing - "this is the happy elevator - the happy elevator" - I think some got off on the next floor just to leave. roflamo

I love making jokes on the elevator its like a social norm to stare at the numbers as the go by - and never say hi to anyone - but I've never been normal (setup becareful) ...

However, I even had conversation with deaf people (she writing) if you break the social norm and just say - "hello".
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