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Reviews counted: 12
Fresh: 1 Rotten: 11
8%
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alien_vs_predator/
"It's a murky, empty-headed dive into the depths of the Antarctic and the heart of monster movie cliches that leaves you praying for most of the cast to get killed off fast, to put them (and us) out of our misery."
-- Michael Wilmington, CHICAGO TRIBUNE
C- "[AvP] is in desperate need of a bigger steel cage and a whole lot more smackdown."
-- Bob Longino, ATLANTA JOURNAL-CONSTITUTION
D+ "A transparent attempt to jumpstart two run-down franchises."
-- Gary Dowell, DALLAS MORNING NEWS
2/5 "Alien vs. Predator is a cool-looking lunchbox that's full of rocks."
-- Scott Weinberg, EFILMCRITIC.COM
.5/4 "Who is the big winner in Alien Vs. Predator? Everyone who avoids going to see the film."
-- Willie Waffle, WAFFLEMOVIES.COM
.5/4 "'Whoever Wins...We Lose!' Thank you, Fox, for the truth in your advertising."
-- Collin Souter, EFILMCRITIC.COM
"Has been rendered impotent by the insane demands of a studio obsessed with the PG-13 rating. An attractive but empty horror-lite version."
-- Dustin Putman, THEMOVIEBOY.COM
1.5/4 "Uninspired, dull and utterly forgettable."
-- Kevin N. Laforest, MONTREAL FILM JOURNAL
2/5 "like watching a very non-scary, screeching, interstellar cockfight"
-- Annette Cardwell, FILMCRITIC.COM
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