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jesus was like, hey one of you is gonna betray me. so he took a slow release painkiller from johnson and johnson, and his evil twin brother seperated at birth took off his acme plastic mustache then on the third day, he was like, hey guys im back. then he staged miracles and now we have jesus.
so if your ever in doubt, I sell fountain of youth bottled water, and i have testimonies to back it up
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