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Maybe there's something to bullshitting and asskissing after all...
from a mathamatical viewpoint it goes like this;
what makes 100%?
what does it mean to give more than 100%?
Do you know someone who say they give more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%
How bout achieving 103%?
what makes up 100% in life?
Heres a little mathamatical formula that might help you with these questions...
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
and,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%
and now look where ass kissing will take you,
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+29+9+14+7=127%
So one can conclude with mathamatical certainity that while hardwork and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, bullshit and asskissing will put you over the top.
I rest my case.
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