"The first time Paul Turner tried to kill his wife, he baked her cookies laced with rat poison. When that didn't work, he cooked her spaghetti with mushrooms he believed were poisonous. On his final attempt, he put fish tank cleaner in her injected medication."
WTF?
What a nutjob!
And to think how happy his wife must have been that he was cooking dinner and baking cookies for her.
