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Originally posted by =^..^=
well if you are a religious person wou would do
if you believe the bible - you would believe the astory of Abraham , how god asked him to kill his only son - even though god had given him that son as a gift when his wife was like 100 -
anyway he went up the mountain to do it - and just as he was about to drive the blade in god said :
"stop I was just testing you"
god has some bastard sense of humour
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It's like the Book of Job.
Job is a good man, and God blesses him with a great family, a great farm, and all this good shit, and every day Job falls to his knees and praises God.
Then one day Satan says to God "He only praises you because you gave him all that good shit". So God is like "Nah, Job loves me no matter what, here check this out"
And God killed Job's family, and sent barbarians to raid his farm and kill his workers and livestock. And then God gave Job horrible sores all over his body. And at the end of the day Job fell to his knees and praised God, saying "The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away".
And God laughed in Satans face.
** The part that got left out of the Bible **
But Satan laughed right back in God's face because he made that insecure fucker, God, ruin a good man in order to prove himself.... TO SATAN OF ALL THINGS!!