Honey, YOU are neither..... you could be 80 and still not be either of those two things. Anyone with as much class as you will never grow to be an old coot, codger, or anything in between.
Happy Early Birthday by the way, you are almost exactly 10 years older than me..... I'll be 40 on Wednesday. LOL
I don't feel so bad about 40, but I have a feeling it's REALLY fucking my husband up pretty good, he'll be 40 next July. LMAO