Internext Florida is days away and I?m as excited as can be!!!
Because I?ll get to see tons of cool-as-shit FLASHCA$H webmasters?
Well, yeah, I guess.
Because Florida is the mecca of thongs (and asses fit for thong wearing)?
Well, yeah, I guess.
Because it?s a chance to share a cocktail with old friends and meet new ones?
Well, yeah, I guess.
Because last year a naked chick put on a skinny dip show in the glass bottomed pool while I lay beneath it?
Well, that *was* pretty cool?
But the REAL reason that I?m excited for Internext is that FLASHCA$H superdiva spokesmodel, MARY, is coming with us! (aka the future Mrs. Halcyon)
Sweet, sweet Mary. Ahhhhhhhh....
If you?ve met Mary at a previous show, you know why I?m excited.