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In response to Oracles How to get laid guide...
1) Wear nice cloths, fashionable, not your comfy baggie pants from walmart you got for $9.95 4 years ago.
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2) Take a shower, put deodorant on and body spray, chicks LOVE it when a guy smells good. and put on LOTS of cologne before you go out, it will dry out but will be enough to get the chick to notice you smell good.
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3) If you got too much hair, a unibrow or anything of that sort, take it down.
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4) don't wear a freaking hat, you don't go out with a hat...geez you will look like a damn red neck. get your hair done, gel or what not.
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go out, if you got a shitty $500 car get a cab or ask your friend your going with for a ride.
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never go out before the doors open at the club, if they open their doors at 11, be there at 12.
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when you get there, don't go straight it, check out around you, who is around, how are the chicks, if the place looks dead find another place.
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when you get it, check out the scene, check whats going on, get yourself a drink, loosen up.
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once you got yourself a drink or two, chew some fucking gum, nothing girls despise the most then some guy smelling like an alcoholic.
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get on the dance floor, dont stand there like a fucking retard and stare and the guys that are dancing hooking up with all the hot chicks.
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once you start dancing, make an eye contact with a girl you think is hot, if she makes some eye contact with you (and doesn't look disgusted) come a little closer to her and dance with her, if she responds (positively) and dances with you for a few min, ask her if she wants to come with you for a drink....
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in case you make contact with some chicks who responds disgustedly don't give up, move on, there are 100's of hot chicks in the club looking for a nice dick to hump on....
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