House of the Dead is
Teh. Worse. Movie. Evar.
Gigli has been supplanted by that celluloid tragedy. It's a movie SO BAD that there are several reports of spontaneous combustion of the film, as if the substrate it was printed on rebelled so violently against the content that it had to commit suicide on the reel. If there really is a god, the fleshy-headed mutant who created it would die messily in a freak cutting-room incident.
That said, Gigli still sucks a large quantity of ass.
