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Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
If she thinks it tastes like Kiwi fruit she must've sucked you dry 
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Totally. She was the type that you didn't have to ask, she woke you up with a hummer enough to satisfy even the horniest horndog.
She was extremely bad with mood swings though, and had a drinking problem, so I had to fire her and get a better model. And I'll be damned if I again find myself sitting here now with a vacant position!
Is a chick with some other guy's spooge on her face considered "girlfriend material?"...