You are mainly wrong, but there is some truth in what you say.
Jesus spoke of love, tolerence, forgiveness, acceptance.
I think we can be pretty sure that if he was around today, he would be neither a republican or a fundie. In fact there is one story about him going apeshit over what people were doing in a temple.
Kinda think a lot of what is being done in his name today would drive him apeshit......
Maybe you *are* right ....
