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PenisFace · 08-08-2004, 02:02 AM

So I'm sitting here working away. My cat comes running into the room flipping all over the place. She's got something all tangled in her whiskers. I go to pull it out and it fucking starts wiggling around. I almost fall off the chair. I knock it free with a pen and its a damn huge spider that managed to get tangled there. So I pick him up and put him outside.

Come back in and sit down, cat wandering around again. About 2 minutes later she comes ripping back in here at top speed chasing something along the floor again. I grab her and lay her on her back on my lap. I look around a bit trying to find what she's chasing. Suddenly something on her face flaps. I look at her nose and there's a fucking moth standing there.
Somehow, this bastard managed to land on her nose, and she had been trying unsuccesfully to kill him. He sort of walks around a bit (at this point the cat is still lying on her back, on my lap).. Cat's looking at the moth crosseyed, and can't figure out how to kill it. Anyway, I blow really hard on the moth and it finally realizes the dangerous situation its gotten itself into and flies away.

And those are the only exciting things that have happened on this here saturday.. er.. sunday morning.

08-08-2004, 02:02 AM
PenisFace Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Vancouver Posts: 3,774	Two times in 5 minutes, my cat proves she's dumb as a post So I'm sitting here working away. My cat comes running into the room flipping all over the place. She's got something all tangled in her whiskers. I go to pull it out and it fucking starts wiggling around. I almost fall off the chair. I knock it free with a pen and its a damn huge spider that managed to get tangled there. So I pick him up and put him outside. Come back in and sit down, cat wandering around again. About 2 minutes later she comes ripping back in here at top speed chasing something along the floor again. I grab her and lay her on her back on my lap. I look around a bit trying to find what she's chasing. Suddenly something on her face flaps. I look at her nose and there's a fucking moth standing there. Somehow, this bastard managed to land on her nose, and she had been trying unsuccesfully to kill him. He sort of walks around a bit (at this point the cat is still lying on her back, on my lap).. Cat's looking at the moth crosseyed, and can't figure out how to kill it. Anyway, I blow really hard on the moth and it finally realizes the dangerous situation its gotten itself into and flies away. And those are the only exciting things that have happened on this here saturday.. er.. sunday morning.