Believe me, she doesn't look remotely like that!!! Nolan is known for doing the fat ugly birds who hang around at closing time, and she still got turned down!
However, If she looked like Monika, I'd just invest in a gag and ride the marmite starfish all the way home!
BTW, where can I get one of those assjet things
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