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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
some crack?
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Let me teach you a few things about girls, since your just a young whipper snapper..
1)
Smart Girls want to hear they are pretty
Pretty girls want to hear they are smart.
2) Make a girl really like you and dont sleep with her, no matter how bad she wants it, then tell her you arent into the whole relationship thing but you really like her. You will get the infamous "booty call" and bang her for atleast 3 to 5 months before she smartens up.
3) Avoid all girls that say "all my friends are guys"
You're welcome.